Because sometimes people are jerks?

*NOTE: I'm aware of the inherent irony in pointing out that sometimes people are a bit thoughtless through the use of name-calling.  That makes it double-irony!*

More productively, sometimes it's a little too easy to get annoyed at a stranger on the internet and click that close button a little too quickly.  We did just have the meta question that's germane to this point:

https://mechanics.meta.stackexchange.com/questions/1626/why-are-we-so-mean-to-new-users

Just a reminder of the consensus: take a breath and think before reacting.  You have time to avoid being a little abrupt and coming across as really nasty to our users.  Civility, it's not a high bar.